Archives: April fools
Severtson Corporation Announces New TP Series Screens
Ready to ship on April Fools’ Day, 2020 – Severtson’s new TP Series screens are the world’s first “toilet paper” screens for those times when you really gotta go! San Tan Valley, Ariz., April 1, 2020 – The health and safety of our employees, customers and industry partners is our number one concern and priority during… Read more
Severtson Corporation Announces Nano Screens: The World’s Smallest Screen Capability!
Ready to ship on April Fools’ Day, 2019 – Severtson’s new Nano Screens! The “world’s smallest screens” are now available for sale & distribution! Mesa, Ariz., April 1, 2019 – As a leader in the cinema, home theater, and Pro-AV screen industry, Severtson Corporation (www.SevertsonScreens.com) has a history of creating cutting edge, top-quality projection… Read more
Severtson Corporation Announces New Self-Healing, Stretchable Cinema Projection Screens
Ready to ship on April Fools’ Day, 2018 – Severtson’s new self-healing, Stretchable Screens constructed out of bubblegum-like PVC vinyl that stretches to every auditorium size imaginable – exclusive self-healing abilities give theater owners fantastic flexibility & unbelievable durability Mesa, Ariz., April 1, 2018 – As a leader in the cinema, home theater, and… Read more
Severtson Corporation Announces New Designer Series Gold Coated Cinema Projection Screens
Ready to Ship on April Fools’ Day 2017 – Severtson’s New Designer Series Flaunts Gold Screens Leave Moviegoers Astonished – Screens Constructed Out Of Soft Corinthian Leather – Exclusive Reversible Perforation Innovation Give Theater Owners Acoustical Flexibility Mesa, Ariz., April 1, 2017 – As a leader in the cinema, home theater, and Pro-AV screen… Read more
Severtson Corporation Announces New Edible Giant Cinema Projection Screens
Ready to Ship on April Fools’ Day 2016 – New Watch-N-Munch Technology Leaves Eyes and Bellies Satisfied – Proprietary Stay Fresh Coatings Increase Shelf Life – 27 Flavors Ready to Delight Customers Worldwide Mesa, Ariz., April 1, 2016 – As a leader in the cinema, home theater, and Pro-AV screen industry, Severtson Corporation (www.SevertsonScreens.com) has… Read more
Severtson Corporation Announces New “Just Add Water” Giant Cinema Projection Screens
Expansive Cinema Screens Ship in Padded Envelopes, Then Expand to Full Size With the Addition of Water Prior to Installation. Mesa, Ariz., April 1, 2015 – As a leader in the cinema, home theater, and Pro-AV screen industry, Severtson Corporation (www.severtsonscreens.com) has a history of creating top quality screens, screen materials, and screen coatings. Today,… Read more